an actual conversation with my actual mother
- mom: soren its 11:29, do your homework
- me: but yolo
- mom:
- me:
- mom: saying yolo is not as cute as you think
- me: yolo
(Source: setfiretotherain-, via sorendeadly)
(Source: mintywind, via twice-uponatime)
(via all-laughs)
Anonymous asked: all i know is i wanna put my toes in your mouth and autoerotic asphyxiate. xx ily!
your fetishistic preferences are less disturbing to me than the fact that you used the abbreviation ”ily”
- me: why am i so funny
- me: i don't know
- me: *laughs*
- me: *sighs*
"Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution and for life - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way for them to get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today."
Lawrence Krauss (A Universe From Nothing)
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(Source: damn-turkledawg, via chloekek0)
